"Oh that I shall never see/ an Aptal dog, so dumb as thee?" - Aimee, about Aptalmit
"Oopsie! Hey...that rhymes with tootsie...or how I would say it..tootshi!" - Aimee
"KAI IS SEXY!" - Aimee
ÒDoesn't matter, she doesn't have far to fall anyway." - Mr. Rhodes, when Aimee fell
"Vell, ju cool, and funny and pretty and this is a run-on sentence and that's okay though because I'm giving compliments." - Aimee
"Nooo... I don't like Rugby shirts! They make me look like a giant walking bumblebee!" - Aimee's dad
"YO!YO!YO! Wuzzup mah niggah!" - Aimee
"I'm a dork. Oh...like you didn't know! I'm a dork. I'm a big dork! I'm a big big big big big big big dork! I'm a dork cubed! A dork to the infinity power! And I am quite proud of it!" - Aimee
"Sing, and the world sings with you. Laugh and sing, at the same time, and oh lordy, the world will not laugh with you! They will laugh at you! Mock you! Throw rottens tomatoes at you in a violent rage!" - Aimee
"It was like a cow being hit by a moose dying in the forest both with ducks being shoved up their ****. ... I guess the cow is the soprano, the moose the tenor...which leaves us altos and the basses as the ducks. I feel bad for us." - Aimee, about something she composed
"I suppose 3 or 4 [is the least amount of sentences in a paragraph].. depends on how long sentences. 'The cat is brown. The dog is ugly. The rabbit has a bad stench. The orange has a leash,' is not a paragraph." - Aimee
"When all else fails.. resort to cannibalism." - Aimee
"There they are! *gets a net and sneaks up on them, swiftly swings the net down on them* I CAUGHT MY GLASSES! *mocks her glasses* Haha! I got you... *puts them struggling in a cage* If ya' won't stay on my face, you'll stay in there! *kicks the cage*" - Aimee
"I smacked Aimee in the arm with my tupperware, then grabbed her hand and heard it crack." - Jocelyn
"You're heartless, you were probably pregnant and you nutcrackered your baby to its tomb!" - Aimee
"My family is too quiet. One time I said, 'Dad...you are such a butt!' and we were silent for three hours straight. No one knew what to say." - Aimee
"*sings like Bing Crosby* Kaaaai's nuts roasting on anfiiiiiiire..." - Aimee
"Time for the men in white coats to come and get your dad!" - Aimee
"Wow, I just noticed I have five pairs of velcro shoes!" - Aimee
"Why do you always eat friggin tangerines? Who eats a friggin tangerine at 4:34 in the morning?!" - Aimee
"Paul told him, 'I'm going to get you!' and Roger said, 'Quiet shrimpy! I'm going to get you...and RIP YOUR HEART OUT! AND CUT IT TO PIECES! I'll RIP YOUR LIMBS OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS! I'LL STOMP ON YOUR LIVER AND EAT IT...WITH KETCHUP!!!!'" - Aimee
"My mom had a dream that I was in a bunny suit and I couldn't get it off." - Aimee
"When you play shadow puppets with your middle finger it looks like an Indian." - Aimee
"Yeah, I was gonna have a birthday party... but nobody would come. I would sing 'Happy birthday to me,' .. and so I'd cry." - Aimee
"Don't be sad, I love you!" - Aimee
"I'm stealing innocence from little children." - Aimee
"My legs feel weird.. they feel smoooth.. like a baby's behind." - Aimee
"He smells like sweat and honey roasted nuts." - Aimee
"We'd have a cat named Pickles, a turtle named Winston Churchill, a penguin named Eustace, a manatee named Johannes, a hippo named Theodosius, a porcupine named Ralph, an alligator named Jeremiah, a prairie dog named Atticus, a rabbit named Hans, and an otter named Gordon." - Aimee
"A minute ago, I started singing Danny Boy really crappily and then I was prancing around the living room and right on '...But come ye BAAACK' I slammed into the wall mid-prance and right as I slunk to the ground I [was] saying, '...and I shall sleep in peace until you come to me.' It was pretty sad." - Aimee
"I'm too young to think about college, I still wear footie pajamas!" - Aimee
"Melike, why are babies all crusty?" - Aimee
"Hello. In case you haven't noticed, I sound like a man. This is a result of an extreme overload of manly testosterone raging through my effeminate body." - Aimee
"Garrett is a fine specimen of high quality poultry." - Aimee
"You know what's philosophical? I dunno.. velcro shoes." - Aimee
"Hee hee hee hee ow." - Aimee
"My underwear's on the floor, and it's HAPPY there." - Aimee
"Hey, Melike! Welcome to Bedrock! Yabba dabba doo!" - Aimee
"You're a sexual experience." - Jocelyn
"You're a two-man operation." - Jocelyn
"If my daughter looked like that, I'd shoot her." - Aimee
"Levi is the best by far. I just want to go up to him and feed him grains." - Aimee
"I've been using the bell you gave me. It's driving my parents nuts!" - Aimee
"It makes me want to die and cry.. obviously not in that order." - Aimee
"Aww, don't kill Aimee! Oh well." - Sam
"Aimee laughed at that one so hard, she's been laughing for a few minutes and is still laughing. She fell off her bed and can't breathe." - me
"Ohho, don't try to out-TA Aimee.. She will leave you writhing in the dust! like a ninja!" - Sam
"I'm mad at Mr. Rhodes. He called me a lesbian!" - Aimee
"Yay!! We'll be undead together!! Party at my grave!!" - Aimee
"Maybe I just won't go to prom. Maybe I'll just sit alone in a dark alley and cry." - Aimee
"Nono, beige and cream are different." - Aimee
"What, I thought only men were lactose intolerant. How can she lactate without killing herself?" - Christa
"She looks Asianest when she's in the ocean." - Christa
"Haha, hahahahhaha. Sorry I'm so immature. (I'm making fart noises with my toe.)" - Aimee
"I always pictured you with an Asian guy." - Aimee
"Were you bottled at the source?" - Aimee
"Wow! I can type so much faster and flawlessly with my head cocked to one side...how tweeky is that!" - Aimee
"That's ridiculous. I should make her pee on the tree by the pool for doing that." - Christa
"And of course being gay, Levi was understanding." - Aimee
"I almost bit a girl today in our rugby game. She pissed me off and high kicked our center in the chest, so I spat my mouthguard on the ground and gave her a threatening look." - Aimee
"I just glanced at the wall... man I always laugh." - Aimee
"So you still talk to that bitch Aimee?" - Steven
"You're the silent killer, like AIDS.. but in a good way." - Aimee
"I can't pee without my glasses on!" - Aimee
"You're a turd snorkel pirate." - Aimee
"Conducting is fun, except I tripped on the stairs on my way to class." - Aimee, before she found out that she broke a bone in her foot when she did that
"I can't believe they're making a movie about pigeons. Well, I guess Disney can make a movie about talking crap and it'd still be okay." - Aimee
"You're Melike, so you'll be okay. That doesn't even make any sense, but that's okay because I'm giving compliments." - Aimee
"He looked so ridiculous. He looked like a q-tip." - Aimee
"Hey, sorry, I lost you in mid-guffaw." - Aimee, when the phone cut out
"Last night, I dreamt that a man was breaking into my new apartment, and then he started clucking like a chicken." - Aimee
"Whoaaa!... sorry, I'm tripping." - Aimee
"Just call me whatever... call me Ishmael." - Aimee
"Your mom has the intelligence of my butt. I frequently crap myself." - Aimee
"I don't like her hat. It makes her head look like a Pepto Bismol." - Aimee
