"Wait.. what?" - Andrea
"REALLY??!" - Andrea
"Me wid muh red bandanna and saggy pants and the lil gold jewelry.. Wait till i bust out some moves.. and den wen dey stare at me, i be like.. 'What you starin at?! You want me ta pop a cap in yo mouth..'" - Andrea
"If he gets mad at you I'll.. I'll kick his ass!" - Andrea
"Guys are cool.... Guys are cool. Wait.. I just said that." - Andrea
"Wait.... so Jocelyn's bringing cups and there's no punch??" - Andrea
"I'm hungry.. I'm going to go down and get fat, okay?" - Andrea
"And he blocked me! Nobody ever blocks Andrea." - Andrea
"Yeah, if I got an 800 I would like math too." - Andrea
"It's funny, I'm trying to make Nate fat. He's skinny, so I ask him what he eats every day, and he eats so much ice cream." - Andrea
"You know, I've been downloading a lot of movie music, like Sixth Sense music. Man, I get so scared when I listen to it home alone." - Andrea
"I'm like looking at some pictures of my cousin in Berkeley. They're so crazy over there. It's like everyone's stoned." - Andrea
"I am ultraviolet and I am here to ultra warn people now." - Andrea
"One time I wrote 'I pooped' instead of 'I'm pooped' to someone and they were like uh..." - Andrea
"It takes me so long to write now. I'm so dry! I need to be more juicy." - Andrea
"I think I was 5 or 6, and then I remember I told my mom, 'Mommy I'm sorry you're not the person I love the most anymore.. Jesus is,' and then she got all sad." - Andrea, about how she became a Christian
"I looked really retarded when I was little. I looked like a boy. I didn't start growing hair till 2." - Andrea
"All those people who write symphonies all have so much grey hair. That's what kinda made me not want to write orchestras. I was like watching the Grammy Awards, and then like all the people nominated for best film score were all old and moldy." - Andrea
"It's weird that I'm not gonna be a teen anymore. I feel like my midlife crisis is coming up." - Andrea
"Yay, I was worried about you for a little there. I was like 'Has she jumped out the window in her giddiness?'" - Andrea
"Gosh, I really need to start being meaner to kids... I can't believe I actually had to write 'don't hit the teacher' and 'don't tickle the teacher' as rules for our VBS class." - Andrea
