"It doesn't matter if we kill them, they're just bacteria anyway." - Mr. Gaida
"No, there isn't a guy named Northern, that's just scientists attempting humor." - Mr. Gaida
"To get by life, you need to know the sizes of the proteins." - Prof. King
"ß-mercaptoethanol smells really bad. If it smells like rotten eggs, you know what it is -- it's not your lab partner." - bio lab TA
"If I asked a doctor this 30 years ago, he would say, 'Here's some penicillin. Go away.'" - Prof. Guarente
"Can I make bubbles? It denatures the protein. The less data we have, the less calculations we have to make." - Max, my lab partner
"I'm gonna go offline so I can concentrate on enzyme kinetics." - me
"So we purified it good!" - Max
"I just woke up and I'm going to lab. All my stuff's probably dead now, but nobody cares." - Tulasi
[about meiosis:] "We do the same cycle.. but you have no intellectual contact with your haploid class. They are just sitting in your gonads." - Prof. Fink
