"Who moved my cheese?" - Sven (supposedly.. hehe.)
"THIS IS HAPPY HOUR! *passes cheeseheads all around* NOW BE HAPPY DAMNIT!" - Robert
"My cheese? MY WISCONSIN SHARP CHEDDAR CHEESE? *runs to the fridge to check* *phew* ok. Nobody moved any cheese." - Robert
"Okay.. WHO MOVED HIS CHEESE?!" - Jocelyn, at Sven's funeral
"*gasp* They didn't label the cheese!!" - me
"Cheese makes you faaart!" - Andrea
"Did I tell you about the time when I set cream cheese on fire?" - Nicole
"I can just see you injecting cheese into your veins!" - David
"Hmm well I ate half a pound of roasted cheese today, and I didn't even fart. Ughh I'm so sick of it now though." - Andrea
"I bought you a cheese eraser. I thought it was so damn funny." - Aimee
"Steven stole one of Mr. Rhodes's cheeses today. It was sad." - Aimee
"Somebody put cheddar cheese in my backpack.. yes!" - me
"He drinks parmesan cheese with hot sauce mixed together at pizza parlors." - Tom, about Reed
"I ate old cheese. It tasted like liqeur." - Reed
"Aren't the walls all stucco inside, like cottage cheese?" - Aimee
"Today, Mr. Rhodes glared at me when I told him that provalone cheese has no flavour." - Christa
"Man, this whole time I was eating that sharp cheese on water crackers; I ran out of cracker, and up here all I have is Wheatables- turns out I should have eaten the Wheatables the whole time! I'll be." - Christa
"I keep being dismayed by how much energy going out takes, though. I went to TJ's with my dad, and I just couldn't handle it. I wanted to fall down and sleep, right in front of the Welsh cheddar." - David Boyk
