"Ggrr!, hold on, my mom's freaking out because I have fifteen water bottles in here. She lined them all up to make a statement of some sort." - Christa
"I've known their kid since I was born. He's so hot." - Christa
"Can I wear a trashbag in the pool as a shower cap, or is that socially unacceptable?" - Christa
"A random kid today said, 'My dead grandma's faster than you are,' and I laughed so hard." - Christa
"I need to stick tacks all over a wall. For the sake of sticking tacks all over a wall." - Christa
"Last night I had a dream that Ella Fitzgerald, Louis Armstrong, and Tony Bennet came to my house to do a show just for me. It was lovely." - Christa
"I get a high when Ithe freezer and there's a beautiful cold water bottle just waiting for me." - Christa
"My grandma hates Brits. But she's really British. So I grew up confused." - Christa
"I have to look good tomorrow because everyone expects me to look all crappy surgeryish." - Christa
"That's it, I'm going pee." - Christa
"This is why we keep Christa. Because she laughs. A lot. Yay christa laughs a lot." - Mr. Rhodes
"They tried to charge me a quarter for a cup of water. Yeah right; like I'd pay that." - Christa
"When I grow up and have a house of my own, everything in it will be perfect; my flower vases will be retired water bottles." - Christa
"I love semicolons; they rock." - Christa
"Last night, I couldn't sleep because I was thinking up this awesome harmony for 'My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean.' It had violins and a flute and everything." - Christa
"My mom just walked in and I'm totally naked, and she's talking with me." - Christa
"Last night, I realized that you're my mom." - Roxy
"I don't know, but I walked in my room and it smelled like farts and I had no idea why, because I hadn't been farting in here. I was at school all day." - Christa
"Just my luck, I had to knock over a full glass of milk AND break the glass AND step on it too." - Christa
"I always overdress anyway, I guess it's okay. People expect me to. I mean, I wear like wedding dresses to school on occasion." - Christa
"What should I get Brendon for his birthday Saturday? I can't very well make him a necklace." - Christa
"Two pictures of Christa. One shows her as an innocent high schooler with short hair and a guitar in her hands. The other, however, shows her as an evil girl who doesn't always bring her pencils to choir. Which is she really?! Well, let's compare: Both have blonde hair. Contrast: good/ evil. There we have it folks." - Christa
"I was eating a bagel yesterday morning when I looked over and saw two people speaking Dutch in my living room. I didn't think anything of it." - Christa
"I don't think Jesus would date me; I'm kind of a bad Christian." - Christa
"Aww, the baby was running and he fell hard, and he just sat there and stared at the fan, once he was on the ground." - Christa
"Tonight, I told my taekwondo teacher that I'm going to Texas next week, and he thought I meant permanently, and he wiped tears out of his eyes! Awww! And he's this huge Brazilian guy." - Christa
"Hahahhaa! I went up to the ticket counter and told the guy that I really didn't feel like stopping in Memphis and that it would make my life so much easier if he could just get me a flight straight to LA at no extra charge, so he did." - Christa
"You always ask me if you can have my water! You horrible child! And you didn't even speak to me for an entire day, and you want my water! Go! Drink my water!" - Mr. Rhodes, to Christa
"She has blond(e?wtf?) hair right?" - Reed
"I love having rich relatives." - Christa's dad
"Once when I was nine, I was sitting in Sunday school, and I realized I smelled like BO. And I was horrified." - Christa
"I've learned that around here, you should scat whenever possible." - Christa
"I got a freakin' huge UNT shirt that's even too big to wear to bed, I'd drown in it. I don't know what to make with it." - Christa
"My dad gets cashy too sometimes and hands it out like candy." - Christa
"Oh! The other day, a squirrel threw an acorn or something at my head!! I don't think it was grey. I think it was a brown squirrel. What a brat. It hurt!" - Christa
"I seriously have no money, it's kind of fun. It's a challenge. It's this new exciting thing called 'what are we going to eat this Saturday' that I've never experienced before." - Christa
"You know you're a music major when you're watching a movie in the theatre but you're thinking about whether that cadence in your music was a perfect one or imperfect." - Christa
"Oh, you're from LA? Are your boobs real?" - girl in Christa's diction class
"Right, we do not discriminate against stupid people; we just favour smart ones." - Christa
"Today I saw a girl who was trying to look like you, but didn't. She was like, 'I really want to look like Melike! But I have no style, and my curly hair isn't quite right.' She just kinda gave off that vibe." - Christa
"Gotta clean the recital hall because Janise is pregnant." - Christa
"I'm all blood donatey weird. I gave a lot. They were like, 'Um, you're kinda light...' but they pay me for donating, so I said it's okay." - Christa
"I felt like such a failure at my job, like I had bitten a little kid on the playground or something." - Christa
"Sorry, had to close [the AIM window] cause they were praying." - Christa, at her friend's house for Thanksgiving
"Today I had to send home my accompanist because he didn't know his music. I felt like a diva." - Christa
"Aaand it's another Saturday night filled with Starbucks and me watching Notting Hill naked, cause the heater's too hot in here." - Christa
"AWW! I love happy endings! They end up together, Melike!" - Christa, on Notting Hill
"This guy named Jesse whom I've never met just walked in and was like, 'Can I have your number?'" - Christa
Christa: All the quotes on my section cannot be about guys! I look like a little ho.
me: Don't worry, your quotes that aren't about boys are either about food or you being naked, or both.
"Wow Melike, it's outta control. I am naked in almost all my quotes." - Christa
"I guess you're the funniest when you're naked." - me
"By the way, I'm hot. A lot of guys ask me out." - Christa
"I'm clothed." - Christa
"I hope when I'm middle-aged, I don't get fat and frumpy. I want to be one of those hot middle-aged people." - Christa
"I kept waking up last night over and over again, so annoyed, because all I could dream about was music. It's a curse. I dream about modes and theory and songs I'm learning. I just see black and white, lines and notes, lines and notes. UGH. I should not be analyzing Italian iv chords in my sleep. There is something unhealthy about that." - Christa
"I left my hat in theory, but the good thing about working in the main office is that everyone recognizes me and my hats and stuff, so they brought it back to me." - Christa
"He's cute when he's sick and cranky though, cause he's not mean to me, just to everyone else. And the cars especially. He gets all irrational." - Christa
"For the first year I had earrings, I had to lie down on the bed whenever I wanted to change them. Like, it was stressful." - Christa
"Oo! This morning I hit my snooze button! It was good!" - Christa
"Today I went to Trader Joe's with my dad and Best Buy. Well, I didn't go with Best Buy, but I also went there with my dad." - Christa
"'Cause females are the superior race. That's why we're prettier naked." - Christa
"What did the dumb blonde tell her gig employer when asked for a quote? 'Tomorrow is what we believe and do today,' (or some quote)." - Christa
"That's wonderful, Aimee! People can wipe their butts with music." - Christa
"MELIKE! THEY SPRAYED THE COCKROACHES! I've never been happier. And the guy who came to kill them, well, I was expecting an ugly middle-aged guy. He was like 23 and hot! I was wearing nasty pajamas and my hair was a mess." - Christa
"Teehee. I look gross, but it's okay cause I'm happy." - Christa
"I told the girl that cockroaches are jumping out of my makeup bag in the morning and I'm afraid to sleep here at night. (I have to be dramatic to get these people to do anything.)" - Christa
"I vacuum twice a week, because I don't like carpet at all. I think carpet is creepy." - Christa
"Sorry, I took a shower and didn't tell you I was going to. It was a whim when I went pee." - Christa
"I went to the doctor, and she said I have a really bad case of PMS, she thinks." - Christa
"I stuffed the envelope with trash from the trashcan at the post office as padding. It's all there was and I was in a rush." - Christa
"I parted my hair more on the side. Well, it's always on the side, but I did it more on the side, 'cause I want to be more dramatic-looking, so people can't not look, and notice 'her hair is on the side.' I just want to be like, 'Oh, her hair is on the side.'" - Christa
"Today in my voice lesson, my teacher said, 'It doesn't take a lot...' when I laughed at something small." - Christa
"EW, I'm going sharp. Melike this is PATHETIC. I'm sitting in my big bed, under my sheets, propped up against two pillows. I have a giant keyboard on my lap with a book of music in the little music stand." - Christa
"Ugh, I kind of get annoyed because I'm the typical kind of cute. Like ugh! I'm so blonde American girl. I can't help it. I have such British and Irish roots. I came straight from Europe." - Christa
