"Alex fixed my engine. He, like, touched it." - Jonathan
"He was a mechanical engineer, but we can't hold that against him." - Prof. Virk
"That guy was clever. He took everybody's and their brother's data and stuck 'em on a line!" - Prof. Virk
"Does any of you have one of those funky watches that is accurate to the nearest nanosecond?" - Prof. Virk
"So today for class I have here a Vidal Sassoon hairdryer." - Prof. Virk (about to do a demonstration for fluid mechanics)
"There is nothing magical about kinematic viscosity." - fluid mechanics TA
"If you wanna live on the edge, you can use the Blausius equation." - fluid mechanics TA
"If you were the first person ever studying pipeflow... I'm trying to make it interesting here. But if I'd thought of it first, I'd be the first person studying pipe flow." - fluid mechanics TA
"If a class is currently at state 'failed 10.301 exam' and is released, how fast does it drop?" - Max
"Does this have a meniscus? It's a dam!" - Max
"We're discussing
science, bitch. You're not." - Tulasi
"Think about a sausage. A sausage has one main dimension and another dimension that's significantly smaller. Well, it depends on whether it's a genuine sausage or a hotdog or whatever. Turbulence is like that." - Prof. Virk
