"I am God!" - Jason
"ĮSoy Dios!" (I am God!) - Jason
"When I become president I'm gonna make Jason Day a national holiday." - me
"We're gonna hang Jason stalkings on our Jason mantles!" - me
"You know what would be really funny? I was just imagining.. Jason's body inside a Christmas tree costume and his head sticking out at the part where you put the star.." - Andrea
"We better stop obsessing over Jason for a while or we will scare him and he will hate us forever." - Aimee
"Can't you guys take a joke?!" - Aimee, at the big 20th year anniversary of Jason's Fan Club and National Jason Day
"I think we're all suffering from a Jason deficiency. *brings out a bottle of pills, pops the top and hands one to Jemile, herself and Aimee* They're Jason pills..." - Jocelyn
"Rather patriotic colors. Yellow, Black and White!" - Jason
"I imagine the perfect scene as cuddling with my love, Eva, next to a fireplace as the rain beats on the house and music plays softly in the background. I could go into infinite depth with this one but my mother is making me look for her keys." - Jason
"No... just because he's got a kickin' kind of butt." - Eva
"If I were to attack Jason with a pencil, no matter how sharp, it would slide off of his greasy skin. Now if I had the flaming sausage I could just burn the grease off!" - David
"What is this disgusting habit of slobbering on everything?" - Jocelyn
"A crowd of people in my eyes sounds unsanitary.. but not as unsanitary as Jason's spittle." - Jocelyn and me
"Even though I've never tasted ham.. I'm sure Jason's ears taste like it!" - me
"All people are born short." - Sophie
"Yes, it is the eternal struggle rearing its ugly head once again. I must search for my mother's keys." - Jason
"Jason looks like a chicken while he's running!" - Aimee
"I accidentally got Jason's eye goo on my paper today.." - David
"I started crying in math and then I saw Eva's folder and I almost died. I can't believe she's going out with Jason." - Nicole
"I'm talking to Jason now.. his stepdad fell asleep with 900 dollars in his hand and now it's missing.. They're calling out a search party.." - Eva
"Sounds like more fun than a barrel full of DEAD monkeys.12 to be exact. Look! That one has ebola!" - Jason
"Last night Jason called me to ask me how to clip a rabbit's nails." - Jocelyn
"But the friendly man-eating bunnies are with you, Melike." - Jason
"I called him and he almost got in an accident. I guess I was too distracting." - Reed
"Every day I come back to my room and my bookshelves haven't fallen on my computer is a victory!" - Jason
"You know it. I'm sooooo sexy. ::kisses his flexed muscles::" - Jason
"Why does Jason get snow before me? This is racist." - Avi
