"I atrophy really quickly." - Jonathan
"Wow, that's a really bright star... never mind, it's moving." - Jonathan
"Be careful! Make your own drinks." - Jonathan, when I'm going out
"I just spent a whole week sitting around watching ice move." - Jonathan about his Alaska cruise
"Yeah, well, that's because I'm always multitasking and you're a girl." - Jonathan
"That's why you insist on having periods." - Jonathan
"You know the girl Alex was supposed to go to the formal with? So she calls him up today out of the blue and says, 'hey can you wake me up at 6:30? I'm gonna take a nap.' WTF? And then later they go to the Japanese Students Union or something and she's there WITH HER BOYFRIEND. 'Hey Alex, I want you to meet blah blah blah.' WTF? He was freaking out when he came back. I don't know what to do besides eat some tortellini and get some German homework done." - Jonathan
"Aw... it says Jonathan." - Jonathan, about something I wrote on my blog
"Weird.. I lost connection, and then reconnected. It's like my computer's possessed." - Jonathan
"Hey! I don't get sarcasm; that was mean! =(" - Jonathan
"I needed to pee, so I peed. You should do the same in the same situation." - Jonathan
"I practiced Starcraft with my bro for a few hours." - Jonathan
"I'm getting mixed signals.. I think that's the problem! You smile, and then you glare... and then you smile.. and then you glare... I don't know what's going on!" - Jonathan
"It's so like, 'k, I'm your girlfriend. SMILE! PICTURE TIME!' and he's like 'uh ok.'" - Christa
"Thermal underwear! Extra crotch room so your balls don't overheat." - Jonathan
"I can't speak Chinese anymore.. It's annoying. I forgot how to say 'blow my nose.'" - Jonathan, while talking to his parents
"I haven't showered yet so I slept on the ground." - Jonathan
"I saw Bob, Cindy, and Mike... all four of them." - Jonathan
"You know those hotels with the trees in the center? Yeah, it's one of those." - Jonathan
"I did wrestling for a month in high school. I learned the basics. One day, I got thrown on my head and passed out for a second, so I decided I didn't wanna do wrestling anymore." - Jonathan
"Dude, Jonathan's hot. And I mean that as a friend, not as a slut." - Tulasi
"I can't say I've done a lot of Jonathan-kissing lately." - Dan
"Why's my leg vibrating?! It's like the blood's having a hard time going through and it's.. gurgling." - Jonathan
"I'm just watching Starship Troopers, and they just killed off the hot chick. =(" - Jonathan
"Dang, I could go for a chick right now." - Jonathan
"So we played Never Have I Ever, and now people think I'm a closet freak." - Jonathan
