"My writing's just too classy for your uncultured eyes." - Max, about his chickenscratch writing
"I like guys with long hair... not like that." - Max
"I went into the Halloween store and I got called ma'am. It upset me." - Max
"Society can suck my dick." - Max
"So once upon a time there was a little boy... then he died. The end." - Max
"Damn my Southern code of chivalry." - Max
"I didn't do anything on purpose. I was just born with a pretty face." - Max
"Why are you so sarcastic, Mister... Sarcasm boy?!" - me
"I've not stopped any guys from kissing me, lately... that sounds wrong." - Max
"Hi, I'm Max. I'm from Mississippi, I'm a junior in biology, and contrary to what Anya says, I have the prettiest hair in the entry." - Max
"No one's nicer than I am." - Max
"Spelling, grammar, and punctuation are your friend." - Max
