Hi. This is a site where I categorize and store a variety of humorous quotes said by friends, family, and teachers. Many are inside jokes, but many are not. I'm sure you'll all find something entertaining somewhere in here.

The updated categories are marked with an asterisk. Click on a category, and scroll down to see the newest additions - the newest quotes are separated, at the bottom, with a horizontal line. You'll understand when you take a look.

Last updated: August 20, 2005 - 89 new quotes and a new category: relationships.

There are currently 1333 quotes. Here is the breakdown:

Aimee - 73
Anatomy - 54
Andrea - 21
Biology - 8
Cheese - 18
Chemistry - 26
Christa - 63
David - 33
Engineering - 12
Fish - 27
Food - 148
Jason - 28
Jocelyn - 85
Jonathan - 23
Math - 72
Max - 9
Miscellaneous - 202
Reed - 114
Relationships - 45
Robert - 67
Sam - 45
School - 102
Steven - 27
Sven - 29

I used to have hundreds of quotes about choir, Mr. Rhodes, and music - they have all moved here! I co-own it with Christa now.