"My Sven-o-meter is working overtime today! Neeheehahaha!!" - me

"Sven.. Swen.. Swan.. Swine.." - Jocelyn and me

"Well, I think that it's a perfectly logical assumption that Sven's cider is probably in the possession of the ever-elusive Sven. I mean, it wouldn't really be Sven's cider unless he had it. Otherwise, it'd just be plain cider or at least be Melike's cider (who, if Sven didn't have, I'm sure would) or Jason's cider." - Jason

"HE FRIGGIN LOOKS LIKE A SVEN!" - Robert

"That'll give him better aim at Sven, from the center of the car. Man.. I'm morbid." - Jocelyn, about shooting Sven with a tranquilizer gun from the center of the Svenmobile

"Stop patronizing Sven! He's smart!" - me

"Maybe his parents moved his cheese once too many! And he ran away from home, homeless and cheeseless, and now you can see him on the streets holding up a sign that says: 'Will work for cheese.'" - me

"*takes out her tranquilizer gun and shoots Sven* nvaha.. HAHAHAHA!!!! bwaha *cough cough*" - me

"You should put him in a petting zoo." - Jocelyn

"Two words -- goat cheese." - me

"I don't think I'd go to the petting zoo to pet Sven.. or feed Sven crackers..." - Robert

"He doesn't friggin' look like a Sven now, he looks like a friggin' Katie!" - me

"Who's Sven?!" - everyone

"Sven exists!" - me

"I looked at him sitting in the back of the bus and he was having a very avid conversation with himself.. so I thought it best to leave him alone." - Robert

"Awww... Stupid Sven." - Jocelyn

"Stop trembling, you stupid Sven obsessor!" - Jocelyn

"Did you know that Sven does alcohol fermentation in his belly?" - Jocelyn

"Sophie quiere matar a Sven con una corbata." (Sophie wants to kill Sven with a necktie.) - me

"His belly makes me laugh because it rumbles up and down like a crazy herd of fat buffalo." - Sophie

"I hear there's been a torch wielding Sven-Lubber around here. None of that here." - Robert

"I fear for Sven." - Kai

"Silly Sven.. always pulling through with the logic." - Robert

"Sven is so vain!" - Jocelyn

"Kai has Sven's math book!" - me

"I can't believe you liked this guy, Melike. He's so academically unchallenged." - Jocelyn

"Sven's a total druggie, like the king druggie. The rest all look up to him and wish they could see flashes of light." - Jocelyn