Is my birthday or Christmas coming up? Do you just feel like randomly getting me a present? Are you curious about what material possessions I want to own, but can do without? Well, here they are, in no order of preference:

• any color argyle socks
• any jewelry that doesn't contain metal other than gold or silver (I'm allergic to anything else)
• fashion magazines
• small barrettes
• any collectible pigeon item
• cat photography
• a sturdy, simple black messenger bag
• scarves (not winter scarves, but that silk, thin, stylish kind)
• Thinking shirt
• Happiness is Turkey shirt
• Shirt Kanji shirt
• Try Happy! shirt
• Flecked With Brown shirt
• Kind of Crap shirt
• anything else that you think I'd like

On shirts: I usually wear women's size shirts in size S. Thank you.